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One morning, Cyril the shopkeeper was setting up shop for the day when as soon as he opened the door, a guy in a gimp suit chucked a gas canister into the shop and ran in.
If you have iBooks I recommend downloading the free book "not a lot of people know that". It is full of good laughs.
So if scissors beets paper anf rock beets scissors then how does paper beet rock. What does it just go and wrap around it. Just cuz its wrapped in paper doesnt mean it won't hurt.
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.