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Paedophilia is on the decrease as a direct result of child obesity. Keep our children safe, keep our children fat.... No one wants to fuck a fat kid..
Everyone is very worried that the busses won't be running during the Olympics. No one more so than Al-Qaeda..
Never have sex on the beach Why. I hear you ask Think about it!!!!!. It would be like masturbating with sandpaper!!. Ooooooouch!!!!.
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Apparently... When a guy does his air guitar impression... His face changes to his true sex face :D Read down .... Otherwise known as: His wank face!.
A boy asks his teacher "do farts have lumps?" "Of course not Johnny" she replies. "Well then I just shit my pants.".
Dear Idiots. Please do not use condoms as decoration for a celebration that you got laid... Use them properly... We don't need you to reproduce. Thanks!.
Dear Deirdre, I have a girlfriend who is 10 years younger than me, Some people think that the age gap is too big and that she might be to young for me. Do you think I should end it.
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
Police probe man who cooked own genitals.
One day a little girl was watching tv. An incredibly sleazy reality tv show was on at the time. Just as it started getting pretty explicit her parents walked in.
My grandad used to say "tomorrow's another day". He was only wrong once..
A joke from Ricky Gervais: Why do priests condemn the use of condoms. Because you can't get a choir boy pregnant..
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One of the mogul King Akbars' wives, Mariam, was a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Raja Todermal was obsessed over the Queen for this reason.
A convo between father and son... DAD: "Ok, so after every question i ask you you must say ketchup and rubber buns". Son: Gotcha. DAD: what did you buy at the store. Son: Ketchup and rubber buns.
Bruno Mars is a wanker?!?!?!?!.
Laughing to myself because @SeaMonster is rank 69... Rude boss <3.
I hate Pedophiles... ...they're fucking immature assholes..
A friend of mine told me that every time you fap, you'll get one more day to live. He says he is immortal..
My wife said, "Those penis enlargement pills you're taking are definitely working. You're a bigger prick today than you were yesterday.".
Your ma is so fat when it's snows she gets a bowl and spoon.
Fella fancies a girl in his office but she has a boyfriend. He approaches her anyway & offers her £1000 if she'll have sex with him.
A little boy asks his dad "How much does it cost to get married?" Dad says "I dont know im still paying!".