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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener. A lawn moo-er..
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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat. Thistle have to do!.
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What do you do with old cannon balls. Give them to elephants to use as marbles!.
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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer. Woofleball.
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How do you make a dog float. Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog..
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What would happen if pigs went on strike. They'd form pigget lines..
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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds. An elephant with hiccups!.
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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan. He got cut off without a scent!.
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Bad Dog Yolk! ;)
What's on the top of a building. A wroof!.
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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin. A lid!.
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How can you tell elephants love to travel. They are always packing their trunk!.
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Lion heart
I have the heart of a lion And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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What do cows get when they do all their chores. Mooney..
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Why did the frog say meow. He was learning a foreign language..
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What do you call a gigantic polar bear. Nothing, you just run away!.
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What do dogs have that no other animal has. Puppy dogs!.
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QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder. ANSWER: Milk and honey..
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Why did the elephant cross the road. To pick up the squashed chicken..
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How did the dead monkey cross the road. He was stapled to the chicken..
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What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry. An aero-drone!.
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Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses. - A: From chasing cars..
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How do frogs kill themselves. They kermit suicide..
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Birds
How do you make a birdbath. Call it smelly..
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My Pet Rock
I cannot find him, he is lost, has anyone seen my pet rock. His name is fluffy he is brown with spotty black bits and a Wight mark on his leg.
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