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Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus.
A blonde reports for his University's final examination that consists of Y/N type questions.
Blonde blonde blonde that was the joke.
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics.
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting.
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled "Emergency Repair Kit". Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside.
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing.
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it.
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette draws a circle around her and throws up all her money.
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a truck,and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does.
Just been reminded of a classic from the wife. When she was asked about the new baby monitor we had just brought.
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash. A: She got cold and turned off the fan..
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... * she called me to get my phone number.
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License. A: Because she got an "F" in sex. -Daniel.
A blonde goes into a shop and says " I would like to buy that TV" but the shop keeper says " Sorry no can do" she says "why" he says "because your blonde" with that he leaves.
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
A blonde was passing by in her car and she spotted another blonde in a boat, trying to row her way back to the road.
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a game.
So a guys in a dark bar and turns to the girl next to him and says "do you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The woman turns to him and says "I'm the women's heavy weight champion of the world and i'm...
115/122 3 Wishes A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie.
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like a cheeseburger." The librarian replied,"Shh. This is a library!" The blonde blushed.
2 blondes go on holiday to Disneyland Florida, whilst driving there they came across a sign sayin 'disneyland Florida left' so both the blondes turned the car around and burst into tears ...