Buttering You Up
What did the bread say to the butter. "I'm toast.".
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Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
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Baskin Robbins
Two robins were lying on their backs, basking in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by.
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Choccy Philly
I tried chocolate Philadelphia the other day. It tasted of disappointment..
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The Fridge
The only reason I open the fridge is to think..
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Joke (2)
I like to fart outside an orphanage so all the little children can get the change to see what hot food smells like x.
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Chocolate Ice Cream Or Mud
I went to a restaurant and was given some chocolate Ice cream but when I went to the loo my brother changed the ice cream to mud not poo mud.
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A Walking Crisp!
There's a crisp going a cross the path and a car stops the man inside says do you want a lift the crisp says no I'm a walker ;D.
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Pizza
To gain weight, takeaway Pizza. To lose weight, take away Pizza..
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Dear McDonalds Cashier:
Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on a Happy Meal. Sincerely, P. S: Do not forget the toy!.
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But ....
Why is it you always find a tin if soup left last in your cupboard . Then when you have no choice to eat you don't really want to. Then why do we buy the soup in the first place. :/.
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Cooking Minestrone with Gino D'Acampo
"Minestrone. Minestrone. Yes, I shall make Minestrone. But where do I begin?" I ponder. I've never made Minestrone before, but I want it to be the best.
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serial killer
Reading a book about serial killer who murders victims by force feeding them jam and rolling them in sugar. It's a sort of who donut..
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My Sister
She said she'd slap me after that spaghetti joke. Should've seen her face when I drove pasta...
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Million £ Idea
I was going to invent a device to shield fruit and veg stalls from rain, but the market's already saturated..
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Hello My Name Is Laura And I Am A Chocoholic
Why oh why is it so hard to exert self control around chocolate. Is it bad that I would rather eat a left over easter egg (thats not mine) than go downstairs to get proper food??.
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oh yum... there's seriously nothing better than chocolate and coffee (^~^).
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Ginger And Rose Are Not Friends
I've discovered that the rose lemonade I'm drinking has had ginger added to it. I'm unhappy about this. I don't think ginger and rose are friends.
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Sweets
"I love Eminem!" "I like Skittles better" "No, the rapper you idiot" "You're the idiot, what's so good about a M&M wrapper?.
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MCR
You said you read me like a book but the pages are all torn and frayed. Really sums up my mood tonight.
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Chocolate
Okay so i am a self confessed choco-holic, so while browsing the sweets section in my local supermarket I came across a Cadbury bars that had been put in its wrapper upside down.
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My Love-
You..
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Apples
An apple a day keeps the doctors away...
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Onions
A friend of mine said onions are the only food that can make you cry, so I hit him over the head with a watermelon.
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