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I like going to strangers' weddings and screaming "don't marry her, I still love you!".
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"Aww someone needs a hug!" "DON'T. YOU. DARE. TOUCH. ME.".
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Me: Mom, Dad, I've decided to live on my own. Them: Okay, cool. Me: You're luggage is outside..
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Random Quote #131
Don't do drugs, do anime!.
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Salad Please
"Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug".
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Blind Criticism
"Whenever somebody calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I know how hard life is for the visually impaired.".
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Whatever you do, always give a 100 percent.....unless you're donating blood..
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I found a butterfly on the ground that had no wings. So, I poured some RedBull on it and BAM... It drowned..
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Knowledge
Knowledge is know a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad..
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Random Quote #124
I'm crazy in my own crazy way..
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"Dude, she just called you gay." "Oh hell no. Hold my purse!".
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Are you seriously saying that something I want, isn't going to happen - Jack Whitehall - Fresh Meat.
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Quote
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question..
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LOVE THIS
'So your the: boss, the electrician and the janitor..must be a killer Christmas party - don't get drunk though, one of you might need a ride home!'.
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You must be Bruce, I've been expecting you..
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Sharks are born swimming. <^v•>.
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'Any Shark, That's going a round, In Oscar Town, Is going down. ' shark tale. <^v•,,>.
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People say that you cannot live without love......... I think oxygen is more important!.
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Garfeild
What did Neil Armstrong say when he landed on the moon. One small...... Slice of lasagne obviously!!. (lol) .
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Opuss
Opuss: Where I go to escape the craphole that is my life..
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My Family Quotes
Susan- If you had been more a organised person, maybe you could've been a doctor by now. Ben- If you'd have been five inches taller, blonde, with long legs you could've been a doctors wife by now!.
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My Family Quotes
Ben- Come on. Scare me. Try and put me down. Michael- You're losing your hair, you're getting turkey neck, and the only reason you're a dentist is you failed to get into medical school!.
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maybe
maybe i've some trouble. before u judge me, please unfollow me..
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Best Christmas Jingle
Jingle bells, twilight smells. Edward ran away Bella dies, Jacob cries. Star Wars all the Way.
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