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20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die..
"It's the same old story. Boy finds girl. Boy loses girl. Girl finds boy. Boy forgets girl. Boy remembers girl.
It's still sunny; The suns just in liquid form today..
When im alone i think of LOADS of things to say to you but then we speak and i got speechless!.
dude he just called you fat. ' OH HELL NO... Hold my burger'.
Parents call it 'talking back' Children call it 'explaining'.
"My brother has the brains of a scientist or a philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective...but initially, he wanted to be a pirate". -Mycroft Holmes. Sherlock. Season 2, Episode 1.
Men and their roaming eyes... Your bike move in closer... I sensed your eyes on me... The smile came after... I saw your girlfriend alighting your bike... My eyes disconnected and move on.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy ever minute of it. -Annonymous.
"Unless being biased would help me" - Earthbound.
A cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
A day without sunshine is like..well you know, night..
I have great faith in fools. Some might call it self-confidence....
There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people..
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye..
"It could be worse. We could be in Milton Keynes!" "..." "You said there were loads of Psychopaths there." "Cycle Paths!!!" - Not Going Out OMG. .
"I'm the youngest, because I'm only four. Grandad's the oldest, he's nearly dead." -My brother Matthew I couldn't stop laughing the look on my Grandad's face. (he's only 67).
Tyler - we've got to travel light. So what do you need. Caroline - just you!..... And maybe a curling iron!.
Grabbed her, gagged her... Thrown her in a well!!!!.
If apple used their logo for the shape of their phones, would you find your iPhone had a chunk taken out of it?.
I love this. :) ~ by Bill Engvall My little girl is 16. She's at that age where she’s in her room listening to her stereo, online with her friends, and boys are starting to call. Oh, my God.
"We'll never find that one, and I'll be blamed. Nothing ever goes missing that they don't look at me, ever since that time I lost my horse. As if that could be helped.
Why are teddy bears never hungary. There always stuffed!.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. -unknown.