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Glen once knew a man who was sad. Nothing went right he was mad. Cheer up mate. Life can be great. Here have this cup with a Teabag. He took my cup and added water.
There was this tight old hag Who was a Scrooge so bad She loved her cups of tea But was tea bag tight you see 20 times she would use one bag #household.
A little tea for two Alone just me and you We'd have sandwiches and cake Happy memories we would make I'd happily share my tea bag with you #household.
Tea bags upon the eyes Can hide a thousand cries Can get rid of the bags Dark shadows so bad Kiss your woes goodbye #household.
#household Every Saturday morning, After I've been snoring, I make tea, Just for me, Though I'm tired and yawning!.
Everyone loves a good brew But make sure the teabag can stew Add milk; just a splash And stir in a flash And we'll natter, with tea, me and you. #household All rights reserved. Nom 18th July 2012..
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Have tea with me-the gossip is free!.
There was a woman from the Azores, Those fanny was covered in sores, Even the dogs in the street, Wouldn't eat the green meat, That hung in festoons from her draws..
First love never dies But true love can bury it alive.
There once was a man called Leslie, Who wasn't like Elvis Presley. He had no clothes. He had no toes. And his grandfather was called Wesley..
There once was a man named hurue His best friend was a left shoe But then one night The left found the right And now hurue is blue.
There was a young boy always hurtin' He just was terrible at flirtin' No good with a line Rejected time after time His fav was 'Can I eat your beef curtain' #household.
I thought I had the upper hand Now I don't know where I stand You and me had a blast I thought it would last But I guess I'm just a footprint in the sand.
My garden was better than before. There were plants and flowers galore. It all started with a seen And not one single weed. I think I will want to grow more!.
I decided to do a lil' dance Across the room I did prance If I did a split I'd sure be a hit. But instead I ripped through my pants!.
Way back in ol' September The sky was as gold as ember What a beautiful sight. It felt so right. This day I will always remeber!.
#household There was a young wife at a sink While her fat husband ordered more drink She kept lacing them with lead Until he was dead No more putting up with his stink..
Love's not a high, cause you can't sleep it off But Love's not a low, cause it's what you're dreaming of Love is a hunger, it makes you a hunter, And once you kill once, you won't get enough.
There once was a cat called opus That walked through a field of lotus She had quite a bad tail That was very very frail So she sleepers in that field of lotus.
Some poets once had no chagrin, All internet bards with thick skin, By day and by night, Rude stanzas they’d write: Folks called them the wired Loony Bin..
There once was an old man named Larry, Whose face was exceedingly hairy. When sitting and shaving, His wife would start raving That waking to stubble was scary..
There once was a girl from Japan who lived in an old garbage can. When asked why she did, she raised up the lid and said,"Good housing too high in this land!".