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#opussweeklychallenge. Your love is the air that I breath it takes me to such heady extremes. You are my saviour, my salvation, your name is engraved across my heart.
It's horrific how many crimes against fashion there were out there this week. Well done Opussians, you made us all laugh.
#opussweeklychallenge Fashion Crime. Alert, alert. DCI Spanx is investigating. I, Maryam, am an important member. The culprit was spotted in the princess's wedding ballroom.
#Opussweeklychallenge 500th Opuss.
#Opussweeklychallenge Officer: DCI Spanx and Sergeant Spandex Report no: 12309 Date: 12/11/2012 Time: 21.22 hours Suspect: Nicky Knickers Crime: Committing an offensive act against...
#opussweeklychallenge Morning all. DCI Spanx here, and I'm afraid I have another case of severe FFP (fashion faux pas) to report.
#opussweeklychallenge Crime: Indecent clothing Culprit: Tomas Robiecz Date: 10th Nov 2012 Time: 21:16 Attending Officer: DCI Spanx, WPC F.O.Parr Location: The Duck and Hen After receiving several...
#opussweeklychallenge Crime number 666 Dci R.S.Spanx Sunday 11/11/2012 Suspect- the devil Crime report details- The suspect mr Jesus devil (the irony) was seen walking through a...
#opussweeklychallenge Ringwood New Forest Englandi December 21st 2012 As the last star of night blinks it's eye and goes to sleep, the golden light of dawn washes colour across the land.
Dear future, It's the 18th of December 2012. I just thought you would like to know. I hope someone does end up reading this because the end is coming.
#opussweeklychallenge My heart is unyielding. It pounds under my skin and I have no want to stop it. My heart was meant to LIVE.
Dear Future...Dear someone If you are reading this...then me and my loved ones are no more. We are merely dust, all our memories, hopes and dreams have turned to ash.
#opussweeklychallenge Oh, Dear Future, My name's Jack, It seems Miss Nature, Packs a whack, We've taken quite a beating, see, And we'll be done in digits, three, It started with America, She...
#opussweeklychallenge. Oh, Dear Future,. My name's Jack,. It seems Miss Nature,. Packs a whack,. We've taken quite a beating, see,. And we'll be done in digits, three,. It started with America,.
#opussweeklychallenge. They asked us to write a letter. No idea what to say. Our last three days on earth. Armageddon on the way. What on earth can I say to you. As the ash falls down around.
#opussweeklychallenge. Damn those Mayans, seems they were right. For the end of the world is clearly in sight. In just three days our world will be clean.
Dear Future, I am writing to you in the hope that I can save you from that which destroyed us. In the hope that we have risen from the ashes as a better people.
#opussweeklychallenge Dear Future I don't smoke, but here I am Flicking grey ash to the ground There's no real panic considering Not even a pin drop sound They've asked us to write a letter But I...
#opussweeklychallenge. Dear Future. I hope that this letter. Wasn't written in vain. I hope it isn't lost. In the ash and the rain. I hope that the thunder. And the lightening desists.
It was to be the first time that Aunt Sally met The Wurzels. They had arranged to meet at WooWoo, the best cocktail bar in Bristol.
Buzz walks in through the door of McDonalds. Buzz: To the infinity, and beyond. Buzz looks around and sees SnowWhite. Buzz: Are you Miss White. SnowWhite: I am SnowWhite. Hello. Are you Buzz.
A quiet bar in Las Vagas (if there's such a thing!?) Elvis: uh huh, hey baby girl, do you know who I am. (She looks in amazement at her blind date) Jessie J: hey Elvis. So cool.
#opussweeklychallenge. When Glen met Eddie on their blind date. I'll tell you the story it wasn't so great. 'Hi you must be Eddie and I say your looking ace'.
#opussweeklychallenge You know the old story, Yes, everyone knows. Princess kisses frog... Well that's how it goes. Imagine the shock When princess Lea puckered up.