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@Delilah Today, I'm feeling briely cheesy, Managed to String this together, It was getting Harzer and Harzer, Good Grevè, Delilah, You asked for it, Leer.
B reast is best, but not on. it's own. R eally useful as a pillow,. for the man at home. E xpertly work it to ignite. a fire. A ccentuates the female. form for you to admire. S ome are not so lucky,.
O range juice, R ocks, it never resembles, A pplehead knick-knacks, N ot that I don't like, G oing out to buy applehead knick-knacks, E ven though they don't exist.
Write a poem about weasels you said. The thought of weasels fills me with dread. Nothing really rhymes with weasels you see. And I'm all about the rhyming and that's just me.
I sit there and stroke it I like feeling its fur It feels oh so tender It's beginning to purr Nibbles my finger Makes it all wet But this ain't the one You take to the vet There's only one way To...
Gather round, gather round,. Come one and all,. A new Olympic Challenge,. And a chance to stand tall,. Gather round, gather round,. Ladies and gents,. Come with your faces,. And a crown or sixpence,.
I fill you with a sweet, pure sugar,. When you put me to your lips,. Pierce me, shake me, drain my liquid,. Invigorating, rapid sips,. Sour tongued and fresh and fruity,.
I surround you for about half the day, then the other I am banished. I overwhelm you and scare you but shine a light and I've vanished.
I am soft to the touch. And can ignite a fire. I feel smooth on the hand. and am one mans desire. I can be useful as well. In times of need. I can accentuate your form. Your eyes will feed.
Sometimes I make a lot of sence and sometimes I really don't. Alot of you will try to work me out, some will but most of you wont. I am hard to understand at first my myteries are unclear at the...
I know it's getting on. I know it's rather late. It seems that my mate @Mundy. Changed her name to @Mandamate. See, a little while back. She told us of the games. That her friends and family.
A rod drips in to cool open waters, Beware, this pond guarded by otters, Silver fish slip slowly between the eyes, Some brown, green or blue as skies, The bait is beauty, humour and wit, An attitude...
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Semi-sense, What's that you say. My gobble-kink, Is full of hay. Semi-sense, What's that I hear. You've got hegna, In your ear. Semi-sense, What are you doing. Your dampa zignex, Has gone to ruin.
"Worthy of Love", my name is Latin. It was first recorded in the year 1212. Made popular by playwrights and poets in satin. It could be quite romantic, it's said. But my friends have other ideas.
Tommy means 'Twin',. Yet I am no twin,. Twin is a thing,. That Ive never been,. I have a sister,. But shes younger than me,. So that doesnt count as a twin, you see,. So if you think,.
To read this, you need some info. In a few days, I'm going to meet my grandpa for the first time. He wants us to call him Dave.
The sun is high in the sky It's rays pound our pale souls We sweat under the heat The heat can really take its toll We moan when it's raining Moan, that we are too damn hot I'm rather enjoying a bit...
I Opuss in the morning, I Opuss in the day, I Opuss in the night time when sleep won't come my way I Opuss in my free time, even when I should be packing If I don't get to Opuss feels like...
Pat: Hey, Chris. How's your new pet fish doing. You told me he was really something special. Chris: To tell you the truth, I'm really disappointed in him.
#teabag @leelee101 Don't usually join in, but thought I'd give it a bash...
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.
Let me put my poems in you. I know you want them,you know it's true. You can't resist my silky words. I'm pleasing you softly while I silence the nerds. They can't handle my rhyme and flow.
A woman gives birth to a baby..... Afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby,...