Pork Pie In My Eye
Passing a shop I walk on by When WHACK..a pork pie in my eye.
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Perversary Rhymes: #8. Hot Sticky Fun
Adult content... No.8 Hot sticky Fun (aka Hot cross buns) Hot kinky hoes... Hot kinky fun. One a penny, two a penny... Hot kinky fun. If you have no daughters, pimp of your son.
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Perversary Rhymes: #7. Duke Of York.
Adult content...enjoy. No. 7 The Duke of York The grand old Duke of york, He had 10,000 grams of coke. He liked to pop the odd ol' pill. He would never frown again. When he was up he was up.
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That Bloody Wasp
A wasp. A wasp. A bloody wasp has flown into my house. It flings itself against the windows trying to get out.
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Perversary Rhymes: #6 Three Drunk Men
Adult content..... No. 6 Three drunk men. Three drunk men... Three drunk men... See how they run... See how they run... One went after the barmans wife... The barman stabbed them with a kitchen knife.
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Perversary Rhyme: #5. Eeny Meeny Miney Moe
Adult content... No5. Eeny Meeny Miney Moe. Eeny, meeny, miney, moe. Fuck a bitch and pimp a hoe. When she gets old let her go. Eeny, meeny, miney, moe..
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Perversary Rhymes: #3 Humpty Dumpty
Another rude one for the adults... No.3 Humpty Dumpty Humper dumper sat on a dick. Humper dumper had a good lick. All the bangings from front an the back. Left her with a very sore crack..
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He sealed it with a kiss. And she finally found bliss..
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Notice That...
Fingertips in paint. Footsteps in rain. Scars on hearts. Everything's art..
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Toothpaste
If you've ever stopped to think, Whilst squeezing toothpaste out... You'll have noticed a mystery, Of that I have no doubt. How is it I wonder, That a new tube gets thin so fast.
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My One Wish
All I want is to fall asleep in your arms. On a pillow of blue bonnets. And a blanket of stars..
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Nincompoops
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Dance!
Oh dance; oh dance, in the dark abyss. Dance with the devil that clenches its fists. A vice Waltz with the reflection within, dance with the demon that bathes one in sin.
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Pain
This pain is deep. So much i cant sleep. My mind is dazed. By your curious ways. Something has changed inside me. For some reason i want you beside me. I vowed to myself I would never be like this.
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No Regret
If I were able would I go back and live life the same way Would I take those chances. If I had moments I could relive from birth until today What would they be.
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Gone...
Im in our home sat here alone, just thinking of you. Since you've gone away I don't know what to do. You were so brave for dealing with your fears and pain...
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Sunset kisses
A fleeting kiss, a fallen moment, our eyes have locked, our gaze is frozen.
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Flirt
Little blue shorts, My favourite shirt. Sun glasses on, I'm ready to flirt. He winks at me, I melt like butter, Perfect face and body, My butterfly's flutter. Just a step further, I'm ready to go.
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Together Forever
Just a little one, inspired by my dog and her friend. Please tell me what you think. Sitting and calm, Safe from harm, Together, Forever. Happy and bright, All full of light, Together, Forever.
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Cat And Mouse
It was a summers day and all was quiet in Big Black Momma's house. Smelling the scent if food out popped Jerry a little brown mouse. The smells of fresh baked cakes, roasted ham and corn on the cob.
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Decisions
Decisions I hate having to make any kind of decision. Its hard to make them with any kind of precision. Things like, Do I go left or right. Do I submit or do I fight.
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Today I Found A Note
Not just any note. A note with lots of words, Words I used to know. Words between lovers, Words between friends, Words between two people That had come to know an end..
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Detect-iPuss!....
True poem about a cheater on opuss who I found out was using 36 accounts to cheat. Well done @Jatt I had one thing on my mind today. Somone was getting found out; becoming my prey.
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Jumped on the ferry Walking along the side Wondered what to carry Before I left my ride.
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