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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss.
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Life isn't worth the cost. -@lollipopcentral.
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Always believe that something wonderful is about to happen..
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I don't hate you, I just don't find you very nice..
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"Sometimes is better to broke, than be strong." - Unknown.
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"A wise man does in the beginning, what a foolish man does in the end." ~ Unknown..
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When a man says a women cant take a joke She should remind him That she took him -by unkown.
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That annoying moment when your about to say something and you forget what you were about to say ....
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When the estate agent thinks your totally dumb when walkin round a house. "this is the bathroom" "yeah, I know".
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A man comes up to me and says "can you please not stand in front of the fire door" "if Theres a fire I won't just be standing here, you idiot, I'll be running with everyone else!".
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Excuse me, do you know where the station is. Ermm, do you know where the garage is. No, I'm the one that is lost!.
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Why do pigeons act all freaking hard when they are in a gang?.
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Whenever I go to a hotel, I always steel the soap and shampoo x.
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When someone ask if I got any spare change, I say "no I have just the right amount thanks".
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Bus drivers have to be kept behind a piece of glass so he can't attack the passengers x.
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The person who always sing happy birthday really dramatically!.
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My mum always talks to dead people. Eh?.
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Why is it on every tv it says a reason for why you need to buy something 'because your worth it'.
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If ever you want to change your password, change it to 'forgotten your password' then whenever you do forget it, your computer will say 'forgotten your password'.
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How do you unpop your ears. x.
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“If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said “may contain nuts.” Well, fucking YES. That’s what I bought the buggers for.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any..
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' He gave me a kite..
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