Elephant
Elephant: "Why do you have boobs on your back?" Camel: "That's a stupid question coming from someone who has a penis on his face.".
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My Grandad's Favourite Joke
What do getting up at 5am and a pig's tail have in common. They're both twirly!.
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You know what the bee asked when it woke up. Q: to bee or not to bee???.
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Q: How do cats buy things. - A: From a cat-alogue!.
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Fishy Puzzle
You start with 10 fish. 3 fish die, 5 drown, and you buy 2 more... How many fish do you have. Stop counting silly, fish can't Drown...!.
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If a snail was with no shell would it be homeless or naked?.
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Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant. A: With a blue elephant gun, of course..
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How do you make a Gorilla laugh. Tell it an elephant joke!.
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Dogs Thoughts
1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. 2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all. 3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!. 4.
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Old Bull
Two bulls standing on a hillside looking down at a field full of cows. "Let's run down there and fuck one of those cows!" said the young bull.
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@Danish (Here Is One From My Dog
Tell me one thing I'm good at. Dog: Nothing Something that includes the word "Good". Dog: Good-for-Nothing.
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The Worst But Funniest
What happened to the lion that crossed the road. It got squished by an elephant. :L.
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Bad hair day
I'm having a bad hair day... Bloody oversized rabbits.
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Moo!
Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow Interrup- MOO!!.
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Cat limbo
Where do cats go when they are between heaven and hell. Purrgatory.
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Dolphins
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?.
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Dear Noah
Dear Noah, You should have built a bigger boat. Love from The Dinosours.
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Puppy
Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly and noticed that it was wet in the corner.
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How do really posh dogs send messages. By predigree-mail..
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What disease do horses fear most. Hay Fever!.
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Q: Why are frogs so happy. A: They eat whatever bugs them!.
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What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak. Mouse code!.
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery. A yeaster bunny!.
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What does a frog say when it sees something' great. Toadly awesome!.
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