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Q . What should you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you.... A. Pick it up, take the pin out and throw it back Hahaha (; follow me...?.
marry a blonde What's the advantage of being married to a blonde. You can park in handicapped zones..
A blonde comes running into a police station and says "Hello police somebody just stole my car!"then one of the police said did you get a picture of the thief?" "No but I got the registration number".
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
On mothers day last year I was at a football match with my friends talking about what we got our mums. Me: so what did you get your mum. Friend: oh not much, just a bookmark and some flowers.
A redhead,brunette & a blonde were running because they robbed a bank.They ran into an old house.They heard sirens "COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!".The redhead came out and points behind the police and...
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city.
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes.
A couple were driving around in a car one morning, The husband told his blonde wife to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet. Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills. (Anon) ...J S Kay....
22 blondes walk into a building you would of thought one would have seen it.
What do you call a dead blonde in a closet. The 1984 hide and seek champion!.
Why do blondes wear underwear. To keep their ankles warm..
Blonde on Flight On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class...
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
A dumb blonde went to visit a doctor." doctor I don't know why, but my whole body hurts!" she said confused. She touched her leg " ouch oooooooouch" she said in pain.
Why did 17 blonde girls stand outside of the club. Answer: Because you need to be 18 to get in..
I love playing guitar, I love playing piano, I love singing and I love writing. I hate nature science. I am reading the nature science program. Hello I am stupid. What is your name?.
En blondine ser seg i speglet og sier: Hei. Hun der har jeg sett før. Så kommer den andre og ser seg i det og sier: Tulling, det er jo bare meg!.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet. Last year's hide-and-seek champion!.
There was 59 blondes on a plane and 1 brunette. The pilot said were r 2 heavy we will have 2 drop the floor and u will have 2 hang so that is what they did.
There once was a blonde who had just got fired from her job so she decided to make herself a handy-man she went to her first house to see if they wanted any thing done for them a man opened the door...