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A quick way to knock one out. For the urge & the need to write. When finding time is causing strife. No time to give your work undivided attention.
The best way to deal with having two brothers and no sister is to wing it. Seriously. The older brother is usually the overly protective one, right. Not in my case and in some others.
Bathroom mirror, All a-mist, Why oh why Do you insist, On pointing out All of my flaws. Might throw you on The bathroom floor. Oh bathroom mirror, Why so mean.
When i whisk an egg it jumps out of the bowl. I try to cook a pig whole. I stir the mixture for far too long. And all my creations really pong. I forgot to turn the oven on.
Oh, dear, oh, my, 'Tis quite the mess, Come take a look, you'll never guess. The perfect sight to make you sober, It looks like Hell has frozen over.
Feeling a little bit rough today I'm not ill often, I have to say A cough and a splutter, a lovely sore throat Mouth feels all furry like it's wearing a coat Teeth seem covered in a film-like...
I never thought I would join the purple rinse brigade. But here I am, at the grand old age of 37 worrying about the 'sparkly bits' that seem to multiply every month.
Played some cards last night And for once it turned out alright This morning I'm grinning With thirty quid winnings Did we all get a share.
A true story... Cannot quite take in the sight That greeted me today The cat was banshee howling Out you go I say.
Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
My first poem written at school- many,many years ago and read fast to the tune of "baggy trousers" by Madness lol People walking down the street, dirty socks and smelly feet, old tramp shuffling...
I'm feeling rather random, Not wanting to be 'right' My OCDs are hiding, I think Koalas bite. Oops, there I go -RANDOM, What's happening to me.
I'm down with the man flu blues This ain't no luxury cruise. Feel like death cooled down Look at my sad sorry frown. I need sympathy and hugs Man I hate these cold weather bugs.
I could do with winning the lottery, things are getting tight, ill just do a couple of lines and hope I win tonight.
Don't u hate it when your little sister has a birth day coming up. And your parents expect u to get them something nice. And you are broke so u can't get them anything.
Sometimes I just want to Shout 'piss off!' Sometimes in your face I want to cough.
You can tell you've reached that teenage stage when you fall asleep in a shirt and pants in the holidays that you wore a day before, you don't bother to think about bed times, one word from your...
*contains swearing* How dare you. Talk to me that way. Screaming@ the top of your voice Determined to have your say. Who the fuck do you think you are. Acting up like this.
I don't go trick-or-treating (I don't agree with the idea of going up to strangers houses, demanding sweets and then vandalising there property if I don't get any), but my Halloween costume is...
What's happening to Halloween?!?. My favorite holiday is becoming obscene. It's so close now it's driving me nutty. And why are all the Halloween costumes nowadays so frickin slutty.
6- Moths. They're like ugly butterflies, and they're sort of furry and... Gaaaaaa they're disgusting. 7- People who think dubstep isn't music.
Wish i was born on the house of multi-millionaire, OR wish i had multi million on my bank account, OR wish i had some god gift talents on singing, dancing ,...
Wednesday was an awful day I'm not gonna pretend it was any other way Trying to control that temper of mine Wasn't working...all was not fine For some reason all the kids were gits Woke up branded...
I know it's wrong but it looked so good. The way it smelled and the way it stood. It looked at me and said: eat me, eat me. And if I didn't listen what kind of monster would I be.