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LukaB

Schedule

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

2 0 12 words

Isadora

A Dangerous Man

He's the sort of man you only dare to cross if you have a team of Sherpas with you D. Adams.

4 2 21 words

eilidhhunt

Laziest Award!

If there was an award for the laziest person i would properly get someone to pick it up for me!.

4 0 20 words

casualhero

Smile

I smile You smile Let's pass it on!!!!!. .

8 2 9 words

FabioV

iPhone Apps

Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel like they are all panicked over who's getting deleted..

8 1 23 words

eilidhhunt

One Direction!

Carrots+ kevin the pigeon= Louis Tomlinson <3.

6 0 7 words

eilidhhunt

Friends!

Need a friend. Text me Need a laugh. Text me Need money. This number is no longer available.

12 0 18 words

CuriousCat

They Say.

They say there's someone out there for everyone.. When you find him, can you give him my number?.

22 0 18 words

Isadora

Grouching....

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it..

10 3 10 words

alexandra231196

Laugh A Little

Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit :).

6 0 15 words

ac263

I Dont Give A Shit

I'm sorry if you confused me with someone who gives a shit. Talk to my ass it might be able to help you out..

2 0 24 words

ac263

Don't Like

Don't like this if no one likes you..

2 0 8 words

DomenicEdwards

France

France. It's England just in a different language..

2 0 8 words

Noonington

Untitled

Bella: I know what you are. You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change colour and you never eat or come out into the sun. Edward: Say it.

8 2 41 words

Platypus

Sarcasm

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Wit is the lowest form of humour..

6 0 14 words

danimal81

Troll Hunter, Best Quote Ever!

In poland we ask not... we do. Why problem make when you no problem have you don't want to make!.

0 0 20 words

AlexaAimee

Were- Rabbit

'I'm just crackers about cheese!' -Wallace Wallace and Gromit, 2005.

2 2 10 words

Eatonlynch

Definition Of Lottery

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math..

6 0 10 words

jessw

Sorry But

Some kids were dropped as a baby, but you were clearly thrown in the air, smacked by a ceiling fan and tossed out the window..

18 0 25 words

Nerdica

Doctor Who

Allons-y Alonso. -The Doctor-.

6 1 4 words

TheRuebenosMan

The Penguin Of Death

Things you need to know... 1. he is strangely attractive because of his enigmatic smile 2. He can kill you in the Amy 1 of 412 ways. - the interesting thoughts of Edward monkton.

2 1 34 words