Macdonalds
Going to macdonalds for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug..
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Stupid Rain
Stupid people are everywhere, it's like trying to dodge rain drops!.
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Goodbye
I'm Making a few changes in my life. If you don't hear back from me, you are one of those changes!!.
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Sarcasm 2
I speak sarcasm fluently..
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Revenge
Just because I haven't reacted yet doesn't mean that all is forgotten. I'm just waiting for the right time and that should scare the hell out of you..
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Sarcasm
Sarcasm isn't an option, it comes with the package. If you can't handle it, don't come near me..
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“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.” ~Groucho Marx.
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Fool
I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others..
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Stupid !
A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind..
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Einstein
Einstein developed a theory about space. It was about time too..
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Wise Words From Mr. Jobs
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. -- Steve Jobs.
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If I had to choose between living and breathing I would use my last breath to say I love you.
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Oh Dear
Should probably get some sleep got three we tests tomorrow wish me luck.
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Folly Of The Youth
The folly of the youth today is that idiots are full of confidence, while intelligent people are full of doubt..
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New England
Use it up, wear it out. Make it do, or do without..
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Rabbits
Fluffiness. Cuteness. Awesomeness..
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Cat Puzzle
I know I'm posting a lot today, but I thought you might like this puzzle. Oh, and by the way, the answer to the ginger cat question was 'male.' Ginger cats are almost always born males.
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Insanity
“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.” -Albert Einstein.
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Untitled
"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Albert Einstein.
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Wisdom
Wisdom comes through error.
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Einstein Quote
I know not with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones. Albert Einstein.
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Destiny
Each man is responsible for his own destiny, as long as he is given the power of choice.
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Wrong!
I love the moment when you are about to prove someone wrong!.
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Life
“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.” ― Dr. Seuss.
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