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Bishop Desmond tutu is a man So is terry wogan, I'm not a fan Mr tutu has a much better name And is right at the top of his game Whatever his game may be It's his name that appeals to me Conjuring up...
Rules were made to be broken but you can't make broken rules You can't kid a kidder and there's no fool like an old fool If your going to play with feathers your going to get tickled If you drink too...
#household. He, the crossword addict. She, starved of affection. Attempts to capture sauciness. Were met with firm rejection. Each day he'd scan the papers. For a crossword he'd not done.
It's late, I don't feel great. In fact I am feeling quite irate. My mate. Her name is Kate, Has just walked off and left me in a state. If I could wait, To get a date.
A ny time I'm stuck, C an't think of a rhyme. R eally out of luck, O r really out of time.
CHI CAN O CAN A poster of my youthful days. Caused me often to wonder in a quizzical haze. What could this silly collection of nonsense mean. To shy to ask, lest my ignorance be seen.
"Your toupee Is in my teepee. Please get it out of there." "Why has your teepee Got my toupee.
#household I have a dog called Spot He isn't very tall You really would be lucky If you noticed him at all Likes to eat his dinner From the drivers seat His bed is in the ashtray (it isn't very...
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z N O W I K N O W M Y A B C N E X T T I M E J O I N A L O N G W I T H M E A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Omg...I don't understand Tbc.... dates of the band Lol.... but really I dont Rofl.... no I really won't FYI.... I'm very good Bogof... wish they would Pmsl.... No never do. Wtf.... Is wrong with you.
Most people have a nickname Though some are rather odd There's Grunge, the Moose and Stumpy Awe.
Having now discovered the Higgs Bosen, scientists are looking to understand a new phenomenon. They intend to combine poetry with the names of poets.
An elderly lady took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow....
(sounds better singing while strumming guitar). I don't want to linger here any longer. I'm a ring ringer not a wrong wronger. I don't want to linger here any longer.
Condition-well used but very good Plenty of power under the hood 3 previous uncarefull owners 3 previous persistent moaners Accelerates hard and fast Strong and Built to last.
Abarth; Beautiful Car Dreams Endure, Far Gives Happiness, Indeed Jealousy Kills Love, Marries Needs. Old Pen Quills Rewrite Superseded Time, Underwrite Valuation: Wow.
We all remember that fateful day, When Miss Pronunciation finally got her way. After pushing the monarch to abdication, She took control of our good nation.
How about another poetry challenge. Here's one I found a while ago.. Simple concept; hard in practice.
Two brooms hanging in a cupboard and were having a chat and decided to get married They arrived at the church the bridebroom looking gorgeous in a long flowing bridebroom's dress and the...
Here's a challenge then: Let's see what 4 line poems you can come up with using only the top line of the keyboard. QWERTYUIOP The fact that you can make "Pure Poetry" should be an inspiration.
Even though I'm a brunette, I'm against blonde jokes. I found a joke which is quite funny: Q. Do you know the true reason for all of these blonde jokes.
I didn't make these up. A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu.
16+ slightly saucy I need it madly I want it badly I have to do it Im going to have it Give it to me It has to be Pull it out Push it in It's not evil it's not a sin Let's do it...
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When...