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Autocorrect messing me up since 2010.
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Does not work. It was raining so hard and my mom needed to get to the store because we were running out if food. So I told her to do the rain dance. She gave me a look.
Physicists can't prove what they can't observe..
"Life is on big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through ruts,don't complicate you'r mind.Flee from hate,mischief and jealousy. Don't burry your thoughts, put your vision to reality.
A friend will help you move a sofa. A good friend will help you move a body. Your best friend will help you move your good friend's body. -Anonymous.
An apple a day keeps the android away..
Cats can produce over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs can only produce about ten..
Bubble gum contains rubber..
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age..
A hummingbird weighs less than a penny..
A jellyfish is 95 percent water..
A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person..
A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can..
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue..
A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate..
166,875,000,000 pieces of mail are delivered each year in the U.S..
Wooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I'm now a rank 15. Thanks guys!.
Morning Opuss!.
Read Ruby Redfort Look Into my eyes. It roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooioooooooooooooooooooooooocks!.
And if the world doesn't end in 2012 then we're gonna have a serious population problem.
"Timelords eat jam." -awesomeanchovy @Burrfoot @blacknova.
I can look forward to jam. I can have enjoyed jam. But I can never have jam. #mindbender @BenBrimage Sorry for retro-competition post but this is too good to turn away from..