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He claims two be dead inside. he yaps about it everyday. today it's over coffee. I listen and roll my eyes. he wants me two get it. two really, really get it,. I tell him "I get it".
#sundayrepost An eye for an eye No, it sounds too vulgar This is not the way I choose To ensnare an abundance of Opussian followers Maybe if I tell them I'm a multimillionaire Haha would work...
They ask me how am I They're just going to pass by They don't want to hear the answer They talk of my height Besides of my weight Is that all that matters. To them Am I what. What am I.
Oh I've been having so much fun. Watching my Tottenham thrashing the scum. 2 1 it finished but there could have been more. Every time we attacked, we looked like we'd score.
Here we go, this shouldn't be too hard. What do these things all have in common. A nail, a pimple, a pint of Guinness.
#sundayrepost Selling crazy, fueling hate, stoking fires for the irate. Sowing discord, feeding fear, spouting what they want to hear. Build a market, build a base, draw divisions built on race.
Reconcile,. Smile smile smile,. It's been a while,. We've been to trial,. Now it's time,. To draw the line,. A journey, a climb,. To make it fine,. Miscommunication,. Was our frustration,.
For once, I hope for different. For once, I hoped for change. At once, I thought I had it. Just once, never again. Everyone's the same..
#weeklyopusschallenge His purple face gasps for air, The evil rope won't let him. Choking, he struggles but fails, The man's fate looks deathly grim.
Seven, seven seven Struck masses of unlawful brethren All formed from different creeds To do right by noble deeds. Who would fight to the death With courage to their last breath.
What did the judge say to the lawyer who forgot to bring his bag to work "You really don't have a case".
What do you call a lady of the church in a swimming pool. Nunderwater.
What cold product to rats eat. Mice-cream.
What are all of these full of: Septic tanks - assholes - politicians No,no, that's too easy. I know: 6th planet from the Sun - tree trunk - Richard Starkey..
(Rewritten version of The Angel). They see me in the moonlight. They see me in the sun. I scare them at twilight. But my job is never done. They see me by the graves now. They see me, I'm so old.
What does the rich need, the poor have and if you eat it you die. Answer in comments.
The waves were rolling The sea was blue We were at the beach Just me and you The sand was golden Each grain a star How did we come to get so far.
Does it give you pleasure.
To love her,. that is all I pray,. To love her,. That is all I want. To love her,. That is all I ask,. To love her,. That is all I need,. To love her,. That is all I do. But to love her,.
I've missed two weeks' worth of blogging because I've been so busy... Should I do a catch-up. I think I might. I get exam results on Thursday.., bit nervous.
She is beautiful, intelligent and kind, Her face, smile and voice won't leave my mind She is pretty, smart and caring, Her eyes, mouth and body leave me daring She is gorgeous, witty and selfless,...
This is hard (for me, not you!!).. Ok let's see if this works: Tooth/hole/sandwich.
If a picture paints a thousand words, Then why can’t I paint you. The words would never show,The you I’ve come to know . . . If a face could launch a thousand ships, Then where am I to go.
#sundayrepost. From the dearly departed phrase comp I do believe. I fear my kin. My time has come. My songs been sang. My death knell rung. My flame that flickers. Shall soon burn out.