Minsk Zoo And Inappropriate Footwear.
I met a man in Timbuktu. He was selling recycled flip flops.
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Sharks Tale
I'm so glad, I don't live in a tank I once ate a guy named Hank I bit off his head He's definitely dead And what I didn't eat sank I swam from Australia to Cuba I ate a guy doing scuba with his...
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Confusing, Funny Riddle
There's 500 bricks on a plane and you throw one off. How many do you have. 499... What are three steps to putting an elephant in your fridge.
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Texts From My Dog 49
DOG: in human years I would be 47 years old DOG: how old are you. DOG: HELLO. How old are you.
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