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Beth, Boff, Mac, Singular Beth, whatever you want to call yoursellf This is for you 1. Read part one and two to get your first verce. Make sure that you chose what you want to make your poem about.
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One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
#acrostic Miracle of science, a new creature, Example of man conquering nature. Laboratory experiment gone wild, A nutty professor's new brain child.
Clandestine potatoes operated outside of the jurisdiction of F.A.R.M. They didn't play by the rules, they made the rules and then they ignored them. The potato unit were hardcore.
King Assad is offering another all inclusive holiday in Syria. All you have to do is sort his balls out for him. He wants to know which is the odd one out. His decision is final.
One day I cooked a potion . I'll tell you it was some kind of lotion . Whilst I was cooking . I thought no one was looking . So I carried on cooking . Still with no one looking .
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*** “HELLO?. HEL-LOOOO?.
A surreal story I had to do for art homework… it's kinda surreal…… A big shooting star looked down and saw a torch peer through a keyhole, looking for a frog and his orange padlock.
One upon a time in the land of Bob lived a man named Gary who had a massive dog. His dogs name was Paul, named for the Pope. Paul cost nothing, he was found tied by rope.
#fillintheblanks Jack Sprat could eat a horse, he was so hungry.
Oh Miley Not sure this is a good idea Oh whiskers Miley I hear'm coming, quick hurry Wow Miley You got it open Oh crappers Miley Everyone's watching us Suspendous Miley We're at the last...
#fillintheblanks One sunny day Jack decided to walk up the hill with Jill to fetch a pail of water.
Did you fall down the stairs. – no, I wanted to kiss the steps. Have you been robbed. – no, I gave them my valuables and they ran away in happiness. Did you take a bath.
#fillintheblank There was once a man named Jack. Jack really loved to experiment. One not so average day, however, Jack had a nasty run-in with a vacuum cleaner.
Of all my great ideas, this one is clearly the best An adventure of pure endurance, I'm putting my body to the test I've brought ten thousand balloons and I've got myself a spud gun I'm going to fly...
I have a religion. Haribos. I pray to the Haribo god (guy on the front of the Haribo packet). Please join me in my religion. You must listen to the Haribo god.
#acrostic M achine to control, A ll the sun and the snow, C ontrol in your own hands, H ot and cold over the lands. I t can make icicles form or melt, N ever so much power have you felt.
By Miscellaneous Well, hello there, fellow Opians. HELLO, MISC. NICE TO SEE YOU. What are you doing here, Capitol Letter Person. *mutters* I thought you were only in my emails. NO.
From the top of my head: Mr. Tweedledee, And Tweedledum, Were born at the same time, From the same mum.
It looms In the late morning mist Eerily appearing There's a rustle We both jump... And... And We both scream. A bunny?... Comes out of the bushes. But the lift continues Pole... This isn't right.
Yo, listen up.
Glen once knew a man who was sad. Nothing went right he was mad. Cheer up mate. Life can be great. Here have this cup with a Teabag. He took my cup and added water.