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Present! | Cheese Battle
We have your grannies Tied up in the coop out back D's at the door, hen on the stair, Now watch out as we attack.
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The Daily Opusszette
Gangster pigeons take over Opussia. Many of the city's important building have been overrun by Opussian's latest villains: Super Wedgie Man and his gang of gangster pigeons.
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The Daily Opusszette!
In what is truly historic news, Team Opuss from the People's Democratic Republic of Opussia have won their first medal in Olympic history.
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The Daily Opusszette!
In south east Opuss a serious crime has occurred where over 500 people have been given a 'super wedgie' at the Opussion Annual Fete.
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Flying Penises
Cathy awoke with a start, one of those unpleasant ones with her heart throbbing almost too hard for her chest to handle. She was tense, aroused and wet, but also scared and confused.
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Cup A Soup Terror
Didnt go walking in the woods today So fed up of terror,away I'll stay So I went for a walk around the small town No danger of death by claws,teeth or drown Then I saw him coming down the street A...
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The Ultimate Showdown
I did NOT make this Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade Godzilla got ticked and began to...
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Just A Random Story...
So I was walking along the street the other day on my way to buy some bagels for lunch, when a giant panda appeared wearing a top hat and carrying a briefcase.
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The Elusive Cucumber Spy
Cucumis Sativus - Super spy extraordinaire (Distantly related to the escape artist, Harry Zucchini) On his secret mission to foil the Sprouts, who were planning to take over Mash Potato Mountain.
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The Misadventures Of Johnny Foreigner
Chapter 1, in which johnny foreigner does not altogether see a play Normal objects do not change place in space and time often.
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Old Jokes.
Some jokes just aren't funny. They get on your nerves. Why not tell a story. One day, a chicken crossed the road. Why.
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