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" A whore. A whore. My condom for a whore. " " Horse" " What. " " It's a horse - and it's not condom it's kingdom " " Are you sure. " " Pretty much " " Well I think it's disgusting. " " What...
So, in English we have to do about war and things. Honestly I hate the whole concept of war, but anyways.
Hi. Coffee: Er hi. How are you. Coffee: Not bad, bit sugary. Oh sorry, poured too much in. Coffee: Bit late now. Ok, I'm sorry it was an accident. Coffee: You say that... What's that supposed to mean.