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16+ Hope you guys and girls haven't forgotten what today is. It's a national day, and time for all you girls to do the bizz.
Can you spot the 2 deliberate mistakes . The winner will get a 1 week beach holiday for 2 in Syria:- Accommodation is paid for you just have to buy your own flights.
A man walks into a pub and orders a pint. As he's sipping away at it, he takes in the interior, for it's his first visit. Where the toilets are, do they do food, the donkey... The donkey.
#weeklyopusschallenge. A day in the life of Mrs Santa Claus, it's not what you might think. You see Santa's a dirty bastard and he also likes a drink.
#adventchallenge. Jack's Christmas Lust, sorry, List:. A kiss (wet, like a fish). A spank (hard, with a plank). A toy (not a girl toy, but a boy toy). A rub (a dub dub, three of us in a tub).
The queen of England was visiting one of America's top hospitals, and during her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
#household Warning!.
-Warning 16 Plus- I like my right hand. In fact I love my right hand. It's always there for me, when I need it.
Most people have a nickname Though some are rather odd There's Grunge, the Moose and Stumpy Awe.
It is the time I have to say See you again Another day Will I be happy Will I feel blue Tomorrows not here I've not got a clue But one things for sure I can tell you this I'm back out of bed...
Rude joke to start the day. A fella fancies a girl in his office but she has a boyfriend. He asks her anyway & offers 1000 if she'll have sex with him.
Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.
Harry potter one liners...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many...
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.