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Following some recent research I thought some of you writers might appreciate a brief interlude especially you guys who write about lost love, pain and depression.
#opussweeklychallenge. 15+. Readers discretion is advised. There once was a lad named Flynn. Who's penis reached down to his shin. Now please don't you laugh. You do the damn math.
#acrostic #abc Warning: contains some profanity. Always wipe from front to back. Be a friend when friends you lack. Certain people come and go. Don't be afraid to slap a hoe.
Have you ever seen a proper squirter,. She will make a surprising mess everywhere. Now that's a thing she shouldn't ought a. But In her excitement she just won't care.
18+ please!. Even though you'll all ignore me anyway. I did warn you.
*One naughty word.
#adventchallenge Went out and proved I ain't no slacker Pulled myself a Christmas cracker I could feel my knees a-knocking A sexy glimpse of Christmas stocking Took her home to get to see Just what...
Captain Scarlet and Captain Black Were having a quick fag out the back When along came Captain Blue Said, 'Hello duckies, how are you?' They shared a hug and had a 'mwah' The campest puppetry by...
[Warning: innuendo and general dirtiness within] This Christmas Day, All you'll get is me, Lying almost nude, Beneath your tree, Wrapped up like A Christmas gift, To be undone on The...
It would seem we are quite a saucy bunch So I had an idea for a rhyme For whatever day I may write a bit of sauce I give it a name, like a friend of mine First we have Minxy Monday To start the week...
#xmasparody To the tune of Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree. Naked around the Christmas tree, What a mental holiday, Everyone's nude, including me, Singing 'yipee doo kaiyae'.
They say sponge bob is a kids show and yet......... Sponge bob has crossed dressed more than once. Sponge bob and Patrick have been shown naked or in their underpants more than once.
Explicit content Contains adult humour and language 18+ Besides its positively stupid It's too much to Handel I want real music Bach The bait has been woven Beethoven please come...
So I went out on a date last night. Yes people I actually went out on a date. Now for those of you that know me are well aware of how I feel when it comes to dating, and boys blah blah blah.
Last night I was thinking of a dream a friend of mine had - about a college reunion in 10 years time. Everyone meets up, says how their life has turned out, and we have a party.
So into The Passion Pool™ I slip For a cheeky skinny dip No need for clothes you know This is where us cheekies go Maybe you'd like to join me.
To be sung to the iconic Morecambe & Wise tune 'Bring Me Sunshine' Bring me Valium When I frown And a gin to Wash it down With a pill and a gin Life can be good to be in So the days pass you...
*10 things in golf that sound dirty* 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5.
Watch the language!!. 16+ recommended.... Ok, so I cheated, I'm sorry to say. You asked a simple question, But I had nowt to say.
My name is Janine, I'm in the 'call' business It may seem obscene, But it's my only weakness.... Janine: Hello Big Boy, How Can I Help you today. Caller 1: My name's Pete and I like to display.
This is the truth to all those fairy tales you've come to know. The little fucking liars changed how the story would go. Snow white... She took a bite. Then she fell aslumber...
Pappa Smurf©®™ woke from his afternoon nap He was feeling down and felt like crap So he got out his little digeridoo And started playing with it (as you do) Mamma Smurf©®™ had woke up at eleven And...
One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.
Learn how to spell. Auto correct isn't always write. --- Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.