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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road. A: To prove he wasn't chicken..
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Different Horses :)
A guy walks into a bar looking frustrated. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The guy replies, "Well I've got these two horses and I can't tell them apart.
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Hi ebb.
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Why did the chicken cross the road. To see his flat mate..
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animal are so cute i have a tea cup yorkie named Buddy.
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Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it. A: Nothing, it just let out a little whine..
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about A duck
Why did the duck needed to cross the street. to be quacked. Hahaha.
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Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the following day.
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Chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?. To get to the gays house. That wasn't funny was it?. Here's another knock knock Who's there. The chicken.
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Lick Lick Puppy
One night a lady who lived alone went to bed before she climbed into her bed she put her hand under her bed and let her dog lick her hand. She heard a dripping noise.
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Cats !!!!!
Two cats a French cat and an English cat decided to have a race across the English channel. The English cat was named onetwothree and the French cat was called undouxtrois.
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Animal Random Joke
(The weird things happen) Psychiatrist: What's your problem. Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on. Patient: Ever since i was an egg. ((XD)).
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Dog
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Jobs.
My brother and his wife come over for a visit.
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Dad: how's you're chinchilla Me: chinchillen Dad: Me: Dad: Me: Dad: get out.....
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Joke
Why did the cow do jumping jacks. Because it wanted a milkshake!!!.
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3 Little Monkeys
So there was 3 monkeys in the park blowing bubbles. The police arrive and say "Don't you know it's a crime to blow bubbles in the park" So he take them to jail they go to court the next morning.
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C'mon Princess
Once upon a time, there was a depressed princess sitting by the river. She say the head of a frog and decided to take it out of the water thinking if she kissed it, it would turn into a prince.
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Monkeys
What is a monkey's favourite fruit. Ape-ricot..
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A Man With A Seagull On His Head
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head. Cliff!.
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A Man With A Shark On His Head
What do you call a man with a shark in his head. An ambulance- and QUICK!.
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Dressage!
Just a gay horse. Hahahahahaha!!.
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Fish Joke
You get two fish, what do you name them. 1 and 2, because if 1 dies you have still got 2!.
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About A Cat
Why did a cat cross the road. Because the cat needed to be babyed.
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