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Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.
One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.
Everybody knows a camel cannot play guitar. Neither can he play a lute or even a sitar. I know of a camel, thought he'd learn to play banjo. There's only one thing stopping him, the curse of Cameltoe.
As per challenged by @leelee101 It's dead quiet at work so I got time to write :D <3 The camels banjo lessons had just begun. The tutor thought 'this should be fun'.
Just thought I'd share this with you. Okay. So, there I was. Dancing crazily to Arcade Fire with my hair tied on top of my head and a dustpan and brush in my hands. Don't ask.
As a cat it is also my born right to: 11: Sit on your bed and lick my fur shaking the bed violently while you sleep.
Day 8) a diary entry from a pet's perspective. Dear Diary, Today I ate some carrots. They tasted of disappointment, seeing as Wednesday is cabbage night. Sigh. Stupid humans, think they're all it.
Look at the sun, the stars the moon,. Shining down upon the great baboon,. He yells and screams and shows his red bum,. What a terrible embarresment for his mum,. She tries to hide her face in shame,.
A koala was sitting in a gum tree, smoking a joint. A little lizard walking past looked up and saw the koala.
A spider (let's call him Arac Obama), whilst tidying up a corner of his web after catching his dinner, heard some laughter close by.
"A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. 'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him.
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed.