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#100things (when I should be getting ready for work ;)) 13. Watching tv. I'm not a big tv watcher (more into films) but when I find a show that I love then I'm hooked.
Fluffy animals are such lovely things, Unlike anything You've ever seen. Cute and perfect, filled with glee, Kryptonite surely to you and me.
We are animals, Though some have forgotten, People are creatures, Leave others downtrodden. Humans are beasts, They pretend not to know, Men are but monsters, And soon they must go. #animals #humans.
If I were a owl, I would hunt and fly at night, If I were a mouse, I'd keep out of sight. If I were a fox, I would kill some birds, If I were a chicken, I wouldn't say a word.
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town.
Here I am at the vets. This should be a crack. 4 of my giant rabbits. Oh my bloody back. Yes you may well laugh. But what you cannot see. Worldwide bunny domination. Should they ever get free.
Roll roll up Come gather round The circus is here The rides are a pound Come take a look At this magical feast Walking the line And taming the beast It's wonderful here It's such a great...
My hamster has a skateboard. When he rides it, though, he falls. He takes off like a maniac and crashes into walls. He screams, "Geronimo!" and then goes crashing down the stairs.
Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what he's there for. They are putting me down.
I was walking along the bank of a stream when I saw a mother otter with her cubs, a very endearing sight, I'm sure you'll agree.
Animal Armour ( That I Know Of): 10. Skunk- Sprays a foul smelling liqiud into the face of its attacker 9.Scorpion- Hard exoskeleton and deadly sting 8.Potato Beetle-Covers itself in its own poo.