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A black and white panda strolled into a cafe and took a seat at one of the tables. The panda ordered a meal and ate it heartily.
In south east Opuss a serious crime has occurred where over 500 people have been given a 'super wedgie' at the Opussion Annual Fete.
Once upon a time there was a penguin called Bob III. He was fat and moved as fast as a snail, so he usually got the S41 bus. He could only waddle as long as he had his Segway in case he got stuck.
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McKitty rubbed his paws together with a greedy little sigh, He ruled this neighbourhood, the go-to top-cat guy.
Today I saw a llama Fluffy, brown and white Sitting on the train Sipping on a glass of champagne I asked him "Mr Llama, Where have you been" He answered quite rhetorically "to see things iv never...