The Antivalentine™
I am the Antivalentine, I'll pierce your soul with hate; I'll make you bitter, cold, and wry, With my bow of heartache.
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My Own Valentine
Alone but not lonely By myself but not sad.
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Dooms Day
#opussweeklychallenge It's that time of year We're all in good cheer Everything seems fine & dandy Have mercy on my soul Cupid's in control At least I get half off all candy Valentine's Day?.
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Caffeine Addict
S oul mates are for saps. O r hopeless romantics, lovers. U ltimately a pointless topic, for those tangled under the covers. L ust and love both seem silly to me.
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I Need You???
I need you like a hole in the head I'd rather be sick in my bed I need you like an enema Do you hear me...huh.
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Elusive Miss X
One kiss from me. For you is deadly. I'm just not in the mood. I'm devilishly rude. I'm a rogue of a woman. Needing no attention. I'll have only what I need. Do as I will then leave.
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