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Best friend: Good morning. Me: Good morning. Best friend: Your hair looks terrible. Me: Shut up. Best friend: You might wanna take a shower and make your hair nice and soft again.
We called a cab as none of us knew how to drive yet!. And on the way we just chatted you know caught up with each other. "Your boyfriend is so hot. Oh my gosh I wish he was my fiancé!!!!" "Errr yeah.
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat. Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals. Mother: Why did you say that, Junior. Why did you ask the question.
'Darling, are you decent?' 'No mum, don't come in!' 'Oh well look at you. Half naked, what a sin. Now I don't see why you're complaining, Making such a fuss my dear.
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours.
Okay, so I go over to talk to my friends and this is the conversation: Me: Hey guys. Friend 1: What's the hole in a bagel for. Me: Uhh I dunno...
Seph winced and curled into a sort of ball on the couch, knees pressed to face at the accusion in his voice.