Date 1
So last Friday night was date night,
It went alright. Till up to a certain point.. My mate tagged along,
So was the three of us, which was fun. We all bantered, laughing aloud.
Dysfunctional Date 3
Part 3 - Nit-Pick Guy
Why not add your own after me. Show me how it's done. Roses are Red,
But they can also be deep red which florists sometimes call claret.
Get Weighed
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They walked over to the weight guesser, and he guessed 120 pounds.
Unlucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks
which the young man wants.