The Smiths
Suggestive humor ;)
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.
Dear Dave.
Okay, first off I debated putting the title as Hey Dave and make it like the one song I wrote.... XD ANYWAY... SO.
Fish Belly White Buttocks
Sister Mary will take the girl guides on their forest walk this evening. The girls enjoy the animal spotting and its a glorious evening.
WWRY (BVB Fanfic) 58. Pry Her Legs
"You, know, I have a girlfriend!" Andy said, taking a deep breath and trying to calm down. She was never going to get off of him, was she.
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There's a guy having an affair with a mans wife, the two are right in the middle when they hear a car pull into the driveway. "Get out!" The wife yelled.