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A man walks into a bar and orders ten pints of lager and then a further 12 vodka chases. The barman then watches, amazed, as the man downs them one after the other.
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman.
A blind man walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the barmaid brings him his drink he says 'Thank you.
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him, "Don't waste your time on that one.
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A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip.
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50...
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk.