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A guy walks into a bar looking frustrated. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The guy replies, "Well I've got these two horses and I can't tell them apart.
Why dontcha come sit down next to me and feel the heat for a while For a whiskey I'll tell ya what's hidden beneath my smile As a boy I fell into the wrong crowd, thinking it a laugh They made me...
One night I was talking to the girl who served behind the bar in my local snooker hall.
Irish bloke moves to a new retirement home and starts drinking in a local boozer.
A small Irish bald man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got.
During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day.
"A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. "Wow, look how small he is, where did you get him?!" Says the man.
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.