How To Use The Shower
I must thank a very good friend of mine for this, thank you Sophie. Hope it makes you all laugh as did I.
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The Curse Of The Carvery
WARNING: Toilet humour ahoy... Yesterday she asked of me Where to go for dinner. How about the carvery.
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Toilet Troubadour
I sit at my desk - and ideas won't come So I chew my pen, swing my chair, fidget and hum. The sly little bastards - those crafty ideas Have been teasing me daily for long friggin' years.
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Not The Shits
Today did arrive. With no fear and no stutter. My belly was moving. Just like a shutter. I ran to the toilet. This next bits no fun. My arse it was open. Shit started to run. This problem persists.
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Parp Spray
Wouldn't it be good For every fart you do Out of your bottom A spritz of aroma came too.
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Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty hasn't got a clue. Sat on a wall to have a poo. Lent forward to wipe his arse. Fell off the wall, and made us all laugh. There he laid in a thousand bits.
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Toilet Humour
Today when I was at work I went up to the loo A pungent odour hit my nose Someone had done a poo.
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