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#fillintheblank There was once a man named Jack. Jack really loved to experiment. One not so average day, however, Jack had a nasty run-in with a vacuum cleaner.
Here goes... There once was a man called daniel, He had ears like a cocker spaniel, They swished from side to side, One day he cried, When he burnt his ear in the gravy granules.
Anyway, as I was saying, Terrence the whelk was a happy whelk. He enjoyed days out at the bus depot, sticking himself to windows, knitting monkey trousers and chasing horses in the fields.