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There was an old farmer called Joe, Who owned neither scythe nor hoe. He wasted away, Watched the Simpsons all day, Only pausing to say "Doe!" Old Joe's wife was Cat. She was known to be rather fat.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter...
It's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon.
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.