STFU
Jason: hey what does STFU mean. Jessie: Shut the f*** up. Jason: hey I was just asking!-.-.
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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar. She heard that the drinks were on the house..
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Q: How do you know a blonde has robbed your house. A: You notice the microwave is gone, but a note is there in it's place saying: "Thanks for the TV".
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Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet. A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills..
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Is This Forever?
Chapter 17: Maddy’s P.O.V ‘No, No you’re not!’ He answered firmly. I went into the bathroom locked the door and had a shower.
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My teacher told a girl she should dye her hair blonde..
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As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you. Pull the pin and throw it back!.
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Texts
Kym: Hey you left your phone at my house!. K: Hello?. K: YOU LEFT YOUR PHONE AT MY HOUSE!. COME GET IT!. K: Hey come get your phone. K: Oh.
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Stupid People
Kym: Hey is your phone on. Samantha: No Kym: Ok I'll text you when you turn it on. Samantha: ….
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Boy and girl in class asked the teacher: "Can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl : "See I told you not to worry!!!!"..
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Q. How do you confuse a blonde. A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner..
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Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets. A: She went looking for the three guys..
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Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory. A: For throwing out the W's..
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One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away.
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One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives her a weird look.
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Lightning, Camera, Action!
Brunette: "Was that lightning?" Blonde: "No, they're taking pictures for Google Earth.".
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My First Opuss
22 blondes walk into a building You'd have thought one of them would've seen it.
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Ok, well let me start by saying that I am probably not your normal everyday guy who comes onto a website like this and starts writing. I've been around and done some stuff if you know what I mean.
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Salon
A blonde walks into a hair salon and asks for a haircut, on one condition: the hairdresser mustn't knock off the blondes headphones.
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A Bag Of Potatoes
So three girls were on a road trip: a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. The three girls get pulled over by the cops. The red heads finds a bag of cats and hides in it.
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The Blonde And The Alligator
"Hey. I love your alligator skin coat. What's your name?" "Well then, ms. ROARGHH. Should we hang out sometime?" Crunch!!!.
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Blonds In A Library
A blond walks into a library and says to the women at the desk "I would like a cheese burger and fries," The woman replies "This is a library." The blond then whispers "I would like a cheese burger...
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A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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