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A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
So a blonde is driving down the road listening to the radio listening to blonde joke after blonde joke. She starts getting increasingly angry until she can't take it anymore and shuts the radio off.
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," the blonde golfer complains.
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb.
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city.
A blonde received a certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday. One day she was bored and decided to take advantage of the opportunity.
A blonde a brunette and a red head all walked into a church they wanted to drink the holy water but the preacher said no you can't drink the holy water unless you do something wrong so they all...
There was a Blonde on an aeroplane who couldn't read. When she went to the loo there was two buttons but she couldn't read what they said. So she asked an assistant what the big red button said.
A blonde walks into a doctor with two very red ears. Obviously the doctor is puzzled by this, and proceeds to ask the blonde why her ears are bright red and looking sore. "Hello ma'am.
A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head. "I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde. "You can't. I'll die.
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right. "Not really," the blonde replied.
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer: What's 2+2. Blonde: Ummmmm... 4. Officer: What's the square root of 100.
There was this bartender & he was working at the bar one night. In walked a group of blondes & they were chanting "44 days.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics.
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over.
Two blondes in heaven One blond says to another, "how did you die". "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful" says the first blonde.
A blonde was sitting on a plane in first class but she only had an economy ticket.
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city.
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun.
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend. The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ...
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.