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#colour. Having been ill for a week. I am ably positioned to speak. I've definitely seen. Some septic green. And other colours, quite unique. What's gone down that bowl.
Today I thought incontinance pants would be a really good idea No longer would I be living in peeing myself fear If they were discrete and tied above the knee I could walk about peeing myself with...
Have you ever tried to resist the course of nature. Well, if you haven’t, don’t. I’m here to tell you, there will be consequences and repercussions. The stuff that happened to me was amazing.
Mr Parker and Fanny Farter Have you ever heard of such a pair.
Today did arrive. With no fear and no stutter. My belly was moving. Just like a shutter. I ran to the toilet. This next bits no fun. My arse it was open. Shit started to run. This problem persists.
Give me a peg Because this stink Has killed my nostrils I think Give me a peg Because this fart Has made me faint What a work of art Give me a peg Because this reek Really does kill It's a...
I have a problem with food Some can make me awfully rude You may want to laugh....I suffer with Blast Ass. Since my teens...beans Blast Ass. Any kind of mince...I wince Blast Ass.
There was a young lady from Stroud, With beauty and skills so crafted; But nothing was ever so loud, As when she smiled and farted.
Have you had the Trampoline Trots. Of this predicament I know lots Your bouncing around all happily Then out it shoots...