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#opussweeklychallenge. 15+. Readers discretion is advised. There once was a lad named Flynn. Who's penis reached down to his shin. Now please don't you laugh. You do the damn math.
My boobs are going southwards. Their heading for my toes. How far they reach is a guess that nobody does know. But hopefully, eventually the downward trend must. slow. So, watch this space you all.
Rude word warning. Have you never heard the saying to save your little bot. If you step in & get the red sock the water is too hot.
Elephants and Hippos and Rhinos are big; Though none have the appetite of Mortimer Wigg. For such a young and short little child The amount Morty eats is impossibly wild.
My first poem written at school- many,many years ago and read fast to the tune of "baggy trousers" by Madness lol People walking down the street, dirty socks and smelly feet, old tramp shuffling...
#household When you have a cold there is one rule to follow, It's a fashion that we've sported since the time of sleepy hollow It's a look that requires us to sit on our a#*se With a long white...
WARNING : RUDE. Probably not for young'uns... The clue is in the title...
B reast is best, but not on. it's own. R eally useful as a pillow,. for the man at home. E xpertly work it to ignite. a fire. A ccentuates the female. form for you to admire. S ome are not so lucky,.
THE CREATION OF A VAGINA Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, smart with wit, Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Help help. I'm caught in a trance. There's action I feel. Down in my pants. A beautiful woman. Is staring at me. The penis below. Wants to be free. It's getting stiffer. It wants a good night.
I've got one bollock that's bigger than the other It's never really caused me any bother. They are my twins and I like them equally They flop about when I go for a pee.
Oh dear. Not again... This feeling is a pain. My big squishy bum... Has gone all numb. Sat in one place... In my comfy space. Writing on the floor... Can't sit still anymore. Get up and move about...
Oh, nasty bra. Why must you pick, poke and prod. Your dainty lace feels out of place on this amazing bod. Thirty six double D, I have a lot to uphold you see.
'Oh my,' said Mr. Left Thumb, 'This week has been a farce. I've bled until kingdom come Because of some silly arse.
I really have a problem. I feel I really must share. For whenever I go swimming. I have an offending hair. I'm swimming along happily. Then look down to my below. There is the offensive blighter.
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There were two titties. One to the left. One to the right. Together they looked quite a sight. Squished all up. In a double D cup. When their body went out for the night. There were two titties.
Ok, people, better limber up Before you try this one out. Many have had injuries From doing this and mucking about.