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I've no responsibilities anymore Till death comes knocking at my door Yet, I just cannot ignore Whats now knocking at our door.
So the diet will have started I should be eating lettuce right now Finally Christmas has departed But a visit to the gym is not going to happen somehow.
So New Year wasn't quite as I planned. Went to bed at about eleven. Hubby was getting on my tits. I could have kicked him into heaven. So I sulked and pouted. Thought I'd see in 2013 alone.
Feeling a little bit smug Feeling a little bit sweet Chrimbo all wrapped up Just finished the supermarket sweep.
The shiny Christmas baubles swing upon the tree The lights are flickering an epileptic dance at me The gifts are wrapped, ribboned and bowed oh so perfectly White Christmas and Home Alone repeat on...
Norwich. Known for nothing. Norwich. Where the mustard's made. Norwich. Not exactly legends. But today you made the grade United. Home of heroes. United. Theatre of dreams. United. What you weren't.
As you trudge along the high street In your dog-eared Santa hat What you need's a super shop That'll sell you this and that Loads of bags from different stores And resentment on your face Why isn't...
When I buy a poppy I expect it to last Not fall off within the hour that has passed I've donated a small fortune in the last two days For an inadequate poppies to loose there way Its not how I put...
I just walked into the hotel door I'm sure it said push when I was here before The beefeater doorman laughed a lot Said I should of given him a tip or had I forgot.
A tourist holidays in good old Blighty. He shouts out "Jesus Christ oh mighty". Sees a man changed into a woman. While the women chase Hollywood perfection. He came here to see the historical sights.
Living lively in the gutter Track suits, placcy bags, Lives full of clutter, Of daytime TV, Fake-gold jewellery, Teenage Mothers, Cig in one hand, Baby in the other, Of drinking, drinking,...
#emotions The game stars with a tense kick, Everyone's sitting there eyes glued to the pitch. No one wants to move as the ball moves around players feet.
A chanting chap, An Olympian Supporter. Queen of welly- toss, Street fair- caught ya. Sitting on the beach, By the old blue chippy, Caught up in the trends, An English hippy.
Ohhoh, @MelchoirJ13, this is war. You'll be beaten like you've never been beaten before. See no one else, as far a I see, Is more proud to be British than me.
#household (best read with scouse accent) Calm down calm down Said Terry to Trev Do ya wanna go clubbin' With Sharon and Bev.
Her name is Britney,. She's a Brit,. She drinks black tea,. And babysits,. In day, she speaks Queen's English, true,. In night, it's Cockney, jam jar, too,. She feeds the pigeons, eats the beans,.
I'm proud to be An Englishman It's great being A Brit I love my Native country And it's swell To live in it I don't want To be a Frenchman Italian, Dutch or Swiss I'm a blue blooded Englishman And...
Think I need to try a northern lass. Fed up with southern chavy trash. Fancy some homemade hot pot pie. Not some manky pot noodle, I'll die. Altho I won't understand the lingo.
It's something we have always done whenever we have got worry or anxiety do we reach for the whisky bottle. No, we just have a cup of tea.
The Olympics is the simple answer to that, I'm going to see badminton at wembley at 8 in the morning and my OCD father is getting us up at 4;30 .
I know it's late. But I feel so proud. Watching the opening ceremony. Great Britain take a bow. Oh Danny Boyle. You put on a show. Of spectacular proportions. At the bequest of Lord Coe.
Well done Mr Seb Coe Cos of you I can't move This traffic just won't go Yes I have work to do too Don't think it's worth all this shit Now the world is looking at London All us locals just can't...
Oh it's so exciting isn't it. Please don't let it be shit. Best opening ceremony ever.
Immediately. .... To flick open the paper at the sports pages and update himself on the latest in the cricketing world. Mary-Jane had too grown up in a typically English nest.