How Can I Help You Today?
Operator: Hello there's going to be a short wait but soon someone will be free to talk to you. 25 minutes of smooth jazz later
Operator: Sorry about the wait here's someone now. Me: THANK GOD!!!.
How Can I Help You Today? (II !)
Diddly diddly dee dee doo, Lah lah laaaaah, doo be doooooo... (Hold music)
Operator: Hello, my name is Penny - How Can I Help You Today.
05/08/12 Opuss Challenge 9
Good Monday Morning Opussians!. I'm expecting A High number of calls today so please hold the line and an operator will be with you shortly...
HELP! I'M AN IDIOT
HELP. I'M AN IDIOT
Revealed: Britain's stupidest call centre customers
By Jeremy Armstrong
A HILARIOUS collection of the stupidest customers to ring Britain's call centres.