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Yep, double figures for double clutch transmission. Sorry, bad automobile joke. Suzuki Swift - lol, just lol. Chevy Celebrity - Come on, a hater could think of a better name. Pontiac Aztek - Nuf'...
Vauxhall Nova - Which means 'doesn't go' in Spanish. Ford Caliente - Didn't go down well in Mexico, after all it means 'streetwalker' in Mexican slang.
Alfa Romeo Brera - 'Brera' is the sound that its engine makes. Pagani Zonda - They obviously made up the word 'Zonda'. Pagani Huayra - How do they expect you to pronounce it. Is it 'Wia' or 'Hurray'.
Ford Model T - What about 'U' or 'V'. Audi Quattro - So it can only hold 4 people. Fiat Uno - Applying the same logic as above, it can only hold one person. Audi TT - What does TT stand for.
Dacia Duster - It's a 4x4, it is likely to be driven off road. Therefore it WILL get dusty. Aston Martin DB... - What does 'DB' even stand for.
Ford Escort - Basically a chaperone, it goes wherever you go. AMC Gremlin - Is the car full of them. It looks like it is. Hyundai Amica - This car wants to be your best friend no matter what.
#adventchallenge Long lie this morning as it was exam day for some of my massage students. Bring on the practical sessions, written exam paper & oral questioning.
A slightly dopey man buys the new Automatic BMW He drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night it just wont move at all. He tries driving the car at night for a week but still no luck.
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a truck,and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does.
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun.
Folks I wrote a verse the other day called Rangerover, and I'm afraid I have to shamelessly direct you to this piece in order to appreciate this small tale. Done that. Good.