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I have been studying cats through history and have found something I'm sure all my Facebook friends, cat lovers or not, need to know. Cats are fucking lazy. Everyone knows this.
If you want a playful kitty, there's just a few things you have to do. Pet her, stroke her, but most of all read her cues. Is she feeling a little frisky, is she feeling slightly aloof.
I have a cat called sweeny Todd And I'm telling you he is very odd Only been with me a couple of years He looks rough as hell but always purrs But the trouble is he likes to shit Right under my bed...