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#acrostic Always play with me. Bathe me. Never. Call me "sweety", Don't step on my paws. Eat fish on the floor. Feed me more. Give me the wet cat food, Help me down trees.
Well fancy that, My little cat, Now sat upon my lap. She bit my nose, Then kicked my toes, But mewed as an apology for that. Her eyes of jade, Paws of white, And yet her true colour evades me.
As a cat it is also my born right to: 11: Sit on your bed and lick my fur shaking the bed violently while you sleep.
As a cat it is my born right to: 1: Look at you in disgust even if its my fault. 2: Sit in your seat and not move. (Then refere to rule one) 3: Open a closed door or get you to do itfor me.