It's A Cats Life.
A couple of swear words. Hi my name is kitty, I'm writing a little ditty, A day in the life, Of my troubles and strife, I'm sorry if you find this a bit shitty.
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A couple of swear words. Hi my name is kitty, I'm writing a little ditty, A day in the life, Of my troubles and strife, I'm sorry if you find this a bit shitty.
(This little poem came to me honestly 2 minutes ago as I saw my cat peer around the corner at me.
Before you skip this or read it: It's not what you think. Her eyes are like diamonds, fierce and bright, Her hair is black as the night.
Half past seven. And i've just finished dinner. I'm snuggled in my all in one. Having lots of Opuss fun. First i search in silly, and read many bazaar poems.
#slinkingcat. Brown all over with black stripes,. You're average little moggie,. Yes, that's right,. I don't catch and eat the birds,. I'm normally well behaved,. Though do like to play with words,.
#slinkingcat An old tom cat, I don't slink I sit and I take paws to think Built for comfort, not for speed Pads and pencil all I need Been known to tell a little tail Full of love and rarely...
Dear Owner, How are you this fine day. The weather is fine, is it not. Sincerely, Sir Truffle Cookie ____________________ TC i told u already. this is just texting. you dont have to be posh.
Dear Diary, My minions continue to be blithering idiots. Constant disregard for my instructions is infuriating. Poor diary, I know I do complain of these humans all too often - but what am I to do?.
Yawning wide with a stretch I sit here looking at my fluffy paws. With my sleek black fur, I'm that kitten that everybody adores. Sat here all pretty with my gold lace collar and my little bell.
Timmy regarded me with eyes of mythic cryptic amber, sneezed, stretched and kicked the kitten absentmindedly with his back legs. My coffee went cold and my fag went out.
Curled around your pampered paw You barely deign to lift your snout You only see me when it's time To scoop your poo, for food or 'out.' I bug your Highness in extremes Especially when I touch your...
This isn't gonna be a series or anything. Just a short story. Enjoy. My bedroom door was closed. It was 3am and I'd just been to the toilet. You probably didn't want to know that but now you do.
As many people know, I have been working on this project got a while. Tap here to start reading!. ~> Hey. Fluffs here.