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Finding Stuff To Do while Lounging in your cave can be A Hard Task... which, after a While can be extremely Boring.
Oh Thor, oh Thor, just look at you, waltzing in to save the day, The All-Father would be proud of you, the people of Asgard would say: "Hail our God of Thunder, hail our next in command, With flowing...
I'm a master criminal, they call me Mr Big If you ever cross me, your own grave I'll make you dig I live in a huge mansion and I've got a mountain of coke I'd like to say I'm fair, but don't take me...
The longest hair in all the land, And all I want's a chop. Finely spun like purest gold, A woven, braided mop.
They call me gaz the man who knows all I know the facts however big or small Never talk to the old lady down the road as she's a moaner It's illegal to own a framed picture of Ian Beale in Arizona.
#household What's in a name. Not much you see Mine's pretty simple People call me LeeLee A little bit naughty I've got enough sauce Late night ketchup.
"When I first met the Doctor, long long time ago, he knew all about me.
"When you run with the Doctor it feels like it will never end, but however bar you try you can't run forever. Everybody knows that everybody dies, and nobody knows it like the Doctor.
My name is Janine, I'm in the 'call' business It may seem obscene, But it's my only weakness.... Janine: Hello Big Boy, How Can I Help you today. Caller 1: My name's Pete and I like to display.
"Variety's the spice of life" Thass wot Our Madame says "Don't wanna end up 'jus' some wife' Shacked up wiv a bloke called Wes!" An' so I give me all each night, I put on quite a show I makes em...
"Trust me.
Jack- Well, yes, ma'am, I do... I mean, I got everything I need right here with me. I got air in my lungs, a few blank sheets of paper.
I'm chipper all the day, I never serve myself. When will I get my own way. I'm not in the best of health. I like fancy clothes. Leather gloves and panty hose that don't contain holes.